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Birthday Quotes Funny

Birthday Quotes Funny
 


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Funny birthday quotes aren't hard to find these days, because when it comes to getting older, there's always something to joke about. Having a sense of humor about your age can help to make birthdays a little easier to stomach. For example, here are some funny birthday quotes spoken by well-known comedians and celebrities:

"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
- John Glenn

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the heck happened."
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Sam Ewing

Funny Sayings Barack Obama

Funny Sayings Barack Obama


Funny Sayings Barack Obama
On Jon Stewart's 'The Daily Show', in satellite interview, October 29 2008:
Stewart: Are you concerned in some respects, you know, and I don't even know how to bring this up. Obviously your mother is from Kansas. She's a white woman. Your father, African. Are you concerned that you may go into the voting booth and ...
Obama: I won't know what to do.
Stewart: Your white half will all of a sudden decide, "I can't do this."
Obama: That's a problem ...

Funny love sayings and quotes

 Funny love sayings and quotes


funny love sayings and quotes.  Reveal a kernel of the truth about romantic love and marriage. Some are truly funny and others reek of sarcasm. Whether you want to use humor to celebrate love or commiserate with those who have been scorned, you'll find a bit of truth in the quotations below.

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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

~Mae West~

Birthday Funny Sayings

Birthday Funny Sayings

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Jazz up the birthday card you send by including one or more of the humorous quotes below in the message section of your card: just copy the quote and paste it in.

We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there --Unknown
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. --John Mason
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. --George Santayana
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be. --Robert Browning
Youth has no age. --Pablo Picass


Funny Birthday Invitations denotes those messages (invitation) with verse or words that are light-hearted, humorous and comical. Since, the birthday celebration is full of fun, laughter and enjoyment, why not send the invitation message also in the same tone?

Saying Patriotic Quotes

 Saying Patriotic Quotes



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All the great things are simple,

and many can be expressed in a single word:

freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

(Winston Churchill)
America the Beautiful !

Funny Sayings Ronald Reagan

Funny Sayings Ronald Reagan

Funny Sayings Ronald Reagan. I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
-- Ronald Reagan

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.


Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. (During 1980 presidential campaign)
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Managers in The Healing Heart Attack

Managers in The Healing Heart Attack

Managers in The Healing Heart Attack.
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and doctors told him to go for a few weeks to a farm to relax. The man went to a farm, and after several days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

Farmers told him to clean the cow manure. The farmer thought that to someone who came from the city, with all of his life that just sit in the office, he will need more than a week to finish the job, but he was surprised because the manager had completed the job in less than a day.



The next day the farmer gave the manager a more difficult job: to cut 500 heads of chicken. Farmers believe that the manager will not be able to do the job, but in the afternoon turned out to work has been completed.

The next morning, because most of the work in the fields have been completed, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.

In the afternoon the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the basket of potatoes, but two baskets were empty. The farmer asked the manager:

"How can you solve a difficult job on the first day, and now you can not do a simple job like this?"

The manager replied: "Listen, all my life I used to 'cut the head' and dealing with the 'dirt' in the office, but now you're asking me to make a decision.